Monday, 30 March 2009

Slumdog Millionaire - The 'Real' Story

This story is not to compete with the novel 'Q & A' (Based on which the movie was taken). Rather, this story is based on the real life happenings of millions of slumdogs of our country.

Our (Anti) Hero, Kumar is an agent of a 1500 people strong slum in Saidapet, Chennai. He arranges for water and shelter to the slum with the help of a local politician, promising all the votes of the slum (About 1000) in return. He first arranges for 4 syntex water tanks which were filled 4 times a day. (In residential areas this is done only once a day). Then why so much water here? Because here Kumar sells half the water to the tea shop and owners of that place. Officers are blocked by the politicians to take any legal action and the politicians are invariably bound to Kumar for the 1000 odd votes of the slum. So Kumar lives happily ever after.

One fine day, our hero plans fire in the slum. He picks the least acessible house in the slum, asks its ownr and his neighbours to temporarily remove their belongings and sets the house on fire. A few other houses were also damaged in the process. Fire service cant do a thing as they were not able to reach the place. In the name of rehabilitation, government provides financial and other aid to teh affected. Our middle man hero conveniently takes a significant share of the money and lives happily ever after.

The Government builds houses for the slum dwelllers just outside Poonamalle and encourages them to move to their new homes. The slum people refuse to do so since they all work either as construction workers or house keeping maids inside the city. Instead, they rent their new houses to other people. For the government's records, houses were built for slum dwellers and for the people of the slum, its an alternative form of income. Here, the agent plays a huge role in keeping them in the same locality as it would spell diaster to him and the local politicians otherwise. Except for being located in a slum, all houses has a TV, refredgirator and other house hold appliances that a middle class Indian works his ass out to get.

To make the people come to him often for help, our here enourages the youth and the men of the society to indulge in Drinking, Smoking and Movies to help drain their money. He arranges a TASMAC with a bar in the area for theit CONVENIENCE and he lived happily ever after.

Enough of the story. What transcribed as story is what's happening in all slums of India's major cities, including Chennai. So, are slum dwellers really need to be sympatized for they are? Votebank politicshas given rise to people like our hero Kumar, who is equvivalent to a criminal. But it's also people's ignorance that's to be blamed for. By the way, Dog is a thankful animal which is man's best friend. Call these people slum'rats' insted. That's more like it. Justify Full

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

Have we lost our Identity?

Every festival has its own meaning. Diwali for example is the day when good triumphed over evil. Likewise Pongal, the most famous festival of Tamilnadu, marks the beginning of the harvest season. One common feature of all festivals is that they are all national holidays & a chance to see the loved ones. But since the dawn of the IT era in India, I strongly feel that festivals only serve its purpose as a holiday & not as a great family unifier.
Answer me from the bottom of ur heart. How many of U go to our native places to see our relatives these days? Nowadays, festivals are all about watching TV & all those ‘for the first time in the history of Indian Television’ crap. We drag ourselves to the Pooja room for the mandatory Pooja only after mom’s repeated screams. We are too shy to say ‘Pongalo Pongal’, instead rush to the theaters to scream ‘Thalaiva…’. What happened to the nature bather bullock cart rides to the temple? Instead, we prefer the cozy, artificial A/C comfort of our car. We skip ‘Jallikattu’ at the village for WWE or TNA. All those innocent people in the village, with whose prayers we’ll always be, hardly getting to their favorite son of the soil’s face at least once a year. Traditional folk music is replaced by the Trans music of the discos.
This but gives me only one conclusion. ‘In the name of globalization we have not only mortgaged our brains to the west, but also mortgaged our culture.’ We have lost our identity. When are we going to get it back?

Tuesday, 6 January 2009

Machaan!!! Happy New Year!!!

New Year’s Day. January 1st. A time for celebration. A time to welcome a new year with hope and excitement. But January 1st is very special in another way. How?

So, yours truly and his friends set off to Besant Nagar Beach after a routine New Year’s Eve party. There is a virtual race of sorts to reach the destination before the stroke f midnight. By the way, on no time of the year will u be able to see traffic at midnight like that on a New Year’s. We realized we are still on the road at 12am. It doesn’t matter as high fives were exchanged between bikers notwithstanding the frenetic pace of our travel. We reach the beach at 5 min past midnight and had to walk a good 500 meters to reach Barista Coffee Shop.

As we walk, we hear people shouting ‘Happy New Year’ to their friends and strangers. Suddenly every stranger I meet on the street is like my best friend. Every voice sounds happy & straight from their heart came ‘Machan!!! Happy New Year’ as if they are wishing their best friend. This along with a friendly handshake or even a hug. I don’t remember any face that wished me on that day, but I was more than happy to reciprocate with my version of ‘Machan!!! Happy New Year’.

This made me think of one thing. What if all 365 days of the year be the same? Why do people run like machines on all days not even bothering to smile at a person next to them in a bus, or for that sake, anybody they meet? It’s another thing that at least half of those who wished me were drunk. But still, the world would be a much happy place to live if we find the same happy spirit that I witnessed on everybody’s face on that night.

Happy New Year friends. Do at least one good thing everyday and make at least one person smile everyday. Your life will be a lot more meaningful then.

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

MUMBAI ‘MEDIA’ MAYHEM

The recent Mumbai attacks left a scar on every Indian. It showed how bad the security system in the country. But it also put a question in a few people’s mind. Did media hype the situation for commercial benefits? This is a harsh question but nonetheless needed.

What some people felt is Media on its part is partly responsible for sensationalizing the attacks like cinema to create attention. They featured the events like an action drama, even giving running commentaries like, ‘Look a bomb just exploded into the fifth floor of Taj taking out terrorists inside’. The attacks were reported as India ‘9/11’. These are only a few examples. Media in the name of breaking news and through too much attention actually spread more panic in the minds of people than the terrorists themselves. They took this as an opportunity to lash out on the politicians, getting views from the country elite, rather than concentrating on the events. While the media concentrated heavily on the role of National Security Guard (NSG), Anti Terrorism Squad (ATS) and the police, very few news came of the hotel staff, the announcer at Chatrapathy Shivaji Terminus (CST) and other common people who risked their lives to save others. 

The western media on its part, especially during their earlier reports, focused particularly on targeting foreign nationals belonging to USA & Europe rather then giving the whole picture. Sarah Sidol of CNN revealed the fact that she can get very close to the action site, which in USA or in Europe is impossible, thus also revealing the dis-ordering of our security and rescue system. 

This clearly shows the effects of commercialization in media. Responsible journalism is the need of the hour, not commercializing it. What it also shows is globalization is not flat, but rather jagged and uneven. 



Thursday, 26 June 2008

Is this what we really want?

The booming IT, ITES, Automobile & various industries in the city is seen as a way forward. But in hindsight, think about what happened to the quality of life. Picture a software engineer in a city bus. He gets in, takes a seat, and switches his IPOD on until he gets to his place. The only time he turns his head is to get the ticket. All of this with lost looks on his face. No smile or interaction with fellow passengers. No looking beyond the windows at the city that teaches at least one lesson every day. Traffic signals are another joke. Respect for rules is the last thing that you expect. Even if you do, all you get is a heavy dose of strong words from the vehicle behind you. Work Tension, No time for children or elderly, untimely & junk food, bereft of good sleep and no time for sports & leisure. The only way to spend a weekend is to sleep. Friends staying in the same house barely have time to meet because of work timings. Is this what we really want? The other day I was rushing to office when I saw a blind man bound to a wheelchair stranded right in middle of a busy street. All I could do is watch in sympathy and pass him without a help. I didn’t have the time to stop, help him to a corner and carry on. Hmmm.. What to say?

Friday, 25 April 2008

PARKING MADE EASY



Chennai has been bludgeoned with traffic over the past few
years, largely b'coz of the developement in IT, ITES,
Automobile, Electronics and construction industry. The effects
shows on Chennai's roads. Half a decade ago I would go to
Spencer Plaza from Anna Nagar in about half an hour's time.
But now, more than double the time. Imagine the same
situation when the self proclaimed people's car 'TATA NANO'
hits the roads. Unbelivable!!! With the city not getting any less dense, a very important issue have to be addressed. It's PARKING. Luckly, the state govt is going to implement a multi storey automated parking system at 3 important places (Broadway, Richi St & Greams Rd). This is a boost as communiting in these places will be easier. As always, one have to pray that this project is implemented in a swift pace. We know how FAST our governments work!!! But kudos to the govt for this 'Think ahead' plan. It would be really great if the govt also implements plans for a similar facility in Panagal Park. Chennai would be the 3rd city after Mumbai and Calcutta to get this state of art parking facility. Now here's one reason Chennaites can lift their collars up for..

Thursday, 24 April 2008

BILLBOAR'DESTRUCTION'

Imagine Times square (NYC) or Leicester Square (London)
without its bright electronic boards and billboards. That's
pretty much Chennai looks like since last week. Sometimes its
nice looking at the various billboards when ur in a traffic jam
moving nowhere. Now they (of course the govt) says that
billboards were removed b'coz they were illegal and distracts
people. Lets take for argument sake that the govt took total care
on its citizens (I can hear a few chuckles) that they removed
distaction causing billboards. But I've got a doubt. Can
anybody tell me why the 2 billboards lining Kodambakkam
bridge wasnt removed yet? Oh yeah.. I think I knew the
answer. One advertises programs of Kalaignar TV and the
other, a huge poster of one Mr. Karunanithi. Is this what's
called politics?